cholalicious: when i start to hate everyone and everything around me there is still a shining light of love and warmth that flows through me my love for myself i mean srsly i am so cool and have pretty nails and hair and tits and i can scuba dive and im not FUCKING CULTURALLY RETARDED and have friends who are established drag queens basically you can’t really ask for more in a person
let’s just ban holidays
Robert DeNiro, sit on my face
God, grant me the serenity to delete my facebook. For real this time.
“I know a boy from a tribe so primitive He can call me up without no telephone.”
when did my Tumblr get so gay??
“I ain’t in it to win it but i’m goin wit the flow and winnin nonetheless”